Hollywood megastar Tommy Lee Jones is said to be "outraged" following his recent ejection from a Dublin venue.
Jones told Snackbox Diaries that he was in the middle of the wrap party for "Dolores" (the Neil Jordan-directed Dolores Keane biopic in which he stars), when the real Dolores Keane turned up.
He denies reports that he told Keane she looked like "a triple-buttocked claart from planet umbo" that he would normally expect to find on the "Men in black" set.
"That's a damned lie. She's never been fully behind the project, and has always taken issue with my wig", he said. Jones also claims that Keane called him "a scrote-faced pilchard" and that this was the comment that sparked the brawl.
Management at the Point theatre claim their staff ejected the wrong Dolores, but found it hard to tell the difference at the time.
Tommy Lee Jones' most notable films include "The Fugitive" and "Men in black". He also played drums for Motley Crue and had a tempestuous relationship with Baywatch babe Pamela Stephenson.