Vivaldi Rocker in Aldi Shocker (Curry Chips)

Yet again we find a distasteful show of strength from the security staff at a discount superstore.

OUTRAGE AS SCANDINAVIAN DEATH METALLER IS EJECTED FROM DISCOUNT STORE
Skrogg Funkelstijjiln used to buy his weekly tub of industrial throat grout from Tesco until he realised he could make a saving of 26% at the Aldi store in his adopted home of Colwyn Bay, North Wales.
Funkelstijjiln is lead vocalist with "Der Pantijie Hosen", who became famous when their death metal version of Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" sold several dozen copies in Finland in early 2002.
He says he was quite happy to buy the grout in Aldi until that fateful day when...

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'Suspicious' mum banned
Andre, 52, told how the shop boss approached her while she was looking at a display of cut-price microwave ovens.

She said: “He came up and said, ‘You’re barred’. I said: "I'm not a prison window".
He said: "I know, but you're still barred". I said: "I'm not a beachfront in Corfu".
He said: "I know, but you're still barred". I said: "I'm not a poet".
He said: "I know, but you're still barred". I said: "I'm not a type of wire".
He said: "I know, I said 'barred' not 'barbed'. Doing anything later?". I said: "No. Pick me up at 8pm".
He said: "Only joking, the tide wouldn't take you out". I said: [ad nauseum]

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