Hello from Tommy Brennan, your geezer in Giza with an update on the international property market for the ever-adventurous Cork speculator!
Lads, I'm here to tell ye that ye can forget about looking to buy in Spain. Spain is only full of Dublin crims and Sunday World reporters. Pyramid schemes in Egypt are what's hot these days.
That's me in the photo outside one of the newest developments called "Tuscany Triangles" - a fabalass new estate on the outskirts of Giza that's been furnished to the highest standard. Each unit is about 2,000 square foot and all the rooms are ensuite, including the downstairs bathroom.
Local facilities include sun, rocks and all the sand you can eat. Most have excellent views of the world-famous "Jimmy No-Nose" statue. You might need a camel to get to the nearest watering-hole, but that's a small price to pay for such an exquisite residence.
Pharoah To Midleton Properties are now taking deposits, and interested parties should act fast. More details available on www.mypyramid.ie or by clicking
here.