UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE

Pottzo, Ciffer and Cillit sit in a dark theatre.

On the stage are two men, Grimmp and Blatt.

Blatt has no ears.

Grimmp thinks he can fly.

They both stare at a huge chamber pot.

Nothing happens for forty minutes.

Suddenly Blatt breaks wind.

Grimmp says "I want to die. Kill me." before turning away from the audience.

Cillit wonders if he should get up and go home, but he is afraid that his friends will call him a philistine.

He doesn't get up.

He stays for another two hours.

Then his stomach rumbles.

On stage, Blatt says "Did you say something?"

The curtain comes down.