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It's caps off to Captain Copyright!

Yes sir, Canadian counterfeiters had best be cautious cause Captain Copyright is on the case.

One click on captaincopyright.ca and you can countenance this courageous character!

That isn't him being struck by lightning, by the way. It's part of a word-balloon.

Anyway, don't be misled by the confusing entry screen. He could hardly have it reading "Teachers enter kids". Captain Copyright holds no stock with that kind of thing, thank you very much.

Onto the site!

Tuesday was the sixth of June.

That may not mean diddly to your average potatohead, but if you write the date down...then you get 06062006.

Okay, that doesn't look particularly sinister, but if you remove all the zeroes...then you get 6626.

Look, fuckit, just forget about the 2! THEN you get...666.

This, according to the Book of Revelations, is Satan's number. It was designed to allow for easier dialling by the single-clawed beasts and ogres and whatnot.

So on with the divilment, as we give a nod to three reliable satanic fixtures in the world of art.

Thanks to some fine investigatory work by Globaleyes and Shitegeist, Snackbox Diaries decided it was time to fold a duffel coat over its lap and cast a squinty eye at the latest trend in smutsville; Lepreporn.

Nat Kingsize Poleslaw takes it from here...

One trip to the local XXXtravision and I came away with what had been billed as "the hottest Lepreporn release to date". I locked all entrances to the caravan, popped it into the machine and pressed play. My ears! I popped it out of the stereo and put it into the DVD player. And that's when my eyes widened and my mouth opened and some of my hair fell out. "Idiot!", I thought, as a knocker fell off the female lead, "This is Leperporn. Shite!"

One bout of sobbing and four hours of Disney movies later and I felt sufficiently reprogrammed to give XXXtravision another go. This time I came away with "Fucked in Ireland".