It's caps off to Captain Copyright!
Yes sir, Canadian counterfeiters had best be cautious cause Captain Copyright is on the case.
One click on captaincopyright.ca and you can countenance this courageous character!
That isn't him being struck by lightning, by the way. It's part of a word-balloon.
Anyway, don't be misled by the confusing entry screen. He could hardly have it reading "Teachers enter kids". Captain Copyright holds no stock with that kind of thing, thank you very much.
Onto the site!
Get some context by clicking on "The Story of Captain Copyright".
In a clamshell, the captain was once known as coy Colin Crampton. Colin, like other Canadians, liked curling, cooking and choking his chicken. It was while he engaged in the latter pursuit that things changed FOREVER.
For as Colin thumbed through his copy of Catatonic Cointreau Chicks, he suddenly became aware that he had cracked one off to these crude carbons before. A quick flick through an old issue of Curiously Clothesless Colleens revealed the awful truth!
The gal now known as "Celeste from Quebec" had previously appeared as "Cailin from Carlow"!
Colin was furious (and flaccid).
He vowed from that day forth to do all he could to hamper the heinous actions of copyright contraventionists!
CAPTAIN COPYRIGHT WAS BORN.
He WILL kick your arse if you call him Captain Cunt, and now reigns supreme in the Canadian Captains having vanquished Captain Cancer, Captain Car-Crash, Captain Crack-Ho and the dreaded Captain Colostomy (seen below inviting wary visitors to his puerile website).
Make sure you take Captain Copyright's quiz! It ain't easy, that's for sure.
Jerry Haskell tells you that your big sis is hot, and he'll pay you twenty bucks for a picture of her in the shower. Once you've handed the photos over to Jerry and received the cash, who owns the copyright?
- You
- Jerry
- Your big sis
- The shower company
Comments (1)
Class Murti!
Posted by Snarf | June 1, 2006 3:29 PM
Posted on June 1, 2006 15:29