Begob but this year's bogball champeenship is getting fierce exciting all the same.
Frustrated by years of defeat at the hands of smug culchies, Dublin have emerged as a force to be reckoned with in the 2006 championship. All thanks to the herculean efforts of one man...Ciaran Whelan.
Time to take a look forward to Ciaran's preparations for the inevitable all-Ireland final...
"One tabasco suppository. Insert five minutes before throw-in for maximum effect."
"AWKKK! Good CHRIST my hole!"
"Fuckin' HURRY lads HURRY, I'm goin' to BLOW ANY MINUTE."
Game postponed for one week. No refunds.