
Parents! Losing sleep because of noisy urchins?
Then shut them the hell up with new NOAH syrup!
Yes, when this looks all-too-familiar...

...it's time to reach for NOAH.
NOAH's revolutionary patent-pending formula gently coats your child's vocal chords with a soothing creosote and honey mixture which renders them incapable of disturbing your precious sleep for one minute longer.
BEFORE NOAH:

AFTER NOAH:

Remember! One more sleepless night and you could end up like this.

So don't sit tight! Give 'em NOAH tonight!

Comments (2)
I know somebody else that could do with a dose of that stuff. *meaningful glare at SnackBox*
Posted by Knobbie | September 28, 2006 4:32 PM
Posted on September 28, 2006 16:32
isn't billy joel the spittin image of david kitt?
Posted by hippo | October 3, 2006 6:14 PM
Posted on October 3, 2006 18:14