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Attention parents! NOAH Alert!

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Parents! Losing sleep because of noisy urchins?

Then shut them the hell up with new NOAH syrup!









Yes, when this looks all-too-familiar...

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...it's time to reach for NOAH.


NOAH's revolutionary patent-pending formula gently coats your child's vocal chords with a soothing creosote and honey mixture which renders them incapable of disturbing your precious sleep for one minute longer.


BEFORE NOAH:
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AFTER NOAH:
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Remember! One more sleepless night and you could end up like this.

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So don't sit tight! Give 'em NOAH tonight!

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Comments (2)

Knobbie:

I know somebody else that could do with a dose of that stuff. *meaningful glare at SnackBox*

hippo:

isn't billy joel the spittin image of david kitt?

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