Fabalass news from the CSO! It's 2006 and unwitting tourists by the wheelbarrow are flocking to our shores to clamp their damp gropers on traditional Irish activities the like of:
Snorfing down rubbery Oirish brekkies in the B&B
Sampling the infinite delights of our public transport system
Embarking on the 1840s Ireland "blight diet" where you crawl around the west of Ireland for four weeks eating nothing but moist sheepshit and nettles.
Recent endorsements include yank tourists Lindsey and Nicole who were both en route to obesity until they caught wind of it.
Don't they look only the picture of health now, sure God blessum.
Getting stuck into traditional Irish pugilism and nausea in our cultural quarter
Minister for sport, tourism, nudity and preparing-big-words-the-night-before John O'Donoghue is naturally thrilled.
"Leave 'em keep on coming", he said, "No-one's putting a gun to their heads like".
No better man to leave the last word to.
More (with even more smouldering Minister pics)
Comments (2)
I remember that train sign. Mudder uv fuck.
Posted by Ewok | September 16, 2006 4:57 AM
Posted on September 16, 2006 04:57
you get yerself a gif animator? works well...
Posted by damien | September 18, 2006 11:56 AM
Posted on September 18, 2006 11:56