Valentins ist rounder korner! Oh, smoochen kissy partyparty ja!
Der katalog forder smoochies ist below.
Meine Herren!
Makken der valentins perfekt fur der fraulein mit desen pressize.
DER CHUCK NORRIS KAKS MIT ALOE VERA
* KUMPFY
* STRETCHEN
* CHUCK NORRIS ONDER GUSSETT
DER PLUMPENHEIMERS
* HARTENSCHAPEN
* CHOCKEN UNT RASBERREN FLEBERS
* YUMMICH TASTISCHENZ
DER AUTO BOOBEN-GROPEN
* SIMPL PLOPPEN DER TITTY IN DER KUPPEN
* PRESSEN DER PLASTISCHEN KNOBBEN
* DER ROBOTISCHEN PULLEN UNT TUGGEN ONNER JUGENZ
Nicht fraulein? Baschelorr?
DER PEEPENTOMMENKAM
* DISKRETE VON HURHURHUR
* FWAPPENHAPPEN
* HOTTENTROTTEN ANDYSCHANDY
For der party-poopenz! Buzen unt snackenheimerz!
DER BADGERS ARSE
* SUPPEN ICH NOZZLEN
* GALLENZO GROGG
* AUF DER BOKS, BESTICH FRENDEN
DER HONK BEER
* SUPER TASTISCHE
* GOLDENER FIZZ
* GASTRISCHE DISASTR MIT PONGE ODER
DER CHEEZY SNACKENHEIMERZ
* MILD TASTISCHE "ZUM SMEGMA"
* DUNKEN MIT HONKBEER
* UBER DUMPEN MIT EASTLINK HOISTEN
Comments (15)
briiliant - shame I can't speak german though
Posted by wake | February 6, 2007 3:10 PM
Posted on February 6, 2007 15:10
LMAO, nice one slawman.
Posted by Elisa | February 6, 2007 3:30 PM
Posted on February 6, 2007 15:30
Have my kittens, Nat King.
Posted by hudson | February 6, 2007 5:41 PM
Posted on February 6, 2007 17:41
Wunderbar!
Posted by The Swearing Lady | February 6, 2007 6:00 PM
Posted on February 6, 2007 18:00
Funny cunt you. ist gud.
Posted by Slaphead | February 6, 2007 7:15 PM
Posted on February 6, 2007 19:15
Fandabbidöish!
Posted by Veritas | February 7, 2007 5:35 PM
Posted on February 7, 2007 17:35
Zu lustig! Ich brach fast mein Bohrung Lachen!!!11!!
Posted by Drifter | February 7, 2007 5:51 PM
Posted on February 7, 2007 17:51
I ruptured something laughing, fucker.
Posted by PinkNFluffy | February 7, 2007 8:35 PM
Posted on February 7, 2007 20:35
You had me at Chuck Norris's pants.
Posted by Chuck Norris Fan | February 9, 2007 1:03 PM
Posted on February 9, 2007 13:03
Der hemerhoidden um bursten mit ze fartin laffin.
Posted by Knobbie | February 9, 2007 1:46 PM
Posted on February 9, 2007 13:46
Die ist eine Superliste von Angeboten. Ich gehe gerade weg und kaufe einige Pakete der käsigen Imbisse und des fizzische, geschmacklosen Bieres.
...which according to my translation widget is German for:
That is a super list of offers. I will go straight away and buy several packets of cheesy snacks and fizzy, tasteless beer.
Posted by GerryOS | February 9, 2007 4:45 PM
Posted on February 9, 2007 16:45
Ahhh...Funf Jahren von Deutsch Lernen war nicht verschwendungen. Danke Herr Krautsalat.
Posted by Peter John Francis | February 9, 2007 8:46 PM
Posted on February 9, 2007 20:46
Very good!!! Need to get me some Chuck Norris panties...
Posted by Deborah | February 12, 2007 9:17 PM
Posted on February 12, 2007 21:17
Das iss gud baybeh. Haben se zeen ze mirth-shize I maken?
Posted by Flah flaw flaaa | February 14, 2007 8:34 PM
Posted on February 14, 2007 20:34
Now here is a little bit of Didl for ya !
http://didl.clubheadbangbang.org/
Posted by The Real DIDL | June 13, 2008 2:06 AM
Posted on June 13, 2008 02:06