Forwards. Not backwards.
Anything Fine Gael can do, Fianna Fail can do better. Auction politics, cabbage-brained deputies and now...photoshop.
Here's our eminent leader, and he enjoying a cut'n'paste joke with some young voters.

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Anything Fine Gael can do, Fianna Fail can do better. Auction politics, cabbage-brained deputies and now...photoshop.
Here's our eminent leader, and he enjoying a cut'n'paste joke with some young voters.

Recently seen on BBC news...

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"GLENDA'S HOTTEST PHOTOSHOOT YET", trumpeted the weekly goodness that is the Sunday Independent's LIFE magazine.
Inside, we were treated to a tastefully-shot selection of portraits - a reward for having made it through half eleven mass, no doubt.
The one that made me drop my banana sandwich was this one.
Continue reading "Once more unto the breach, dear friends" »

[Scene: JHT Construction boardroom.
Advertising hotshots John Scrote and Brendan Langley are trying their darndest to secure a lucrative contract plugging a new development on Dublin's northside.
JHT Chief Executive Mikey Drumm sits opposite and tries not to think murderous thoughts]
John: "Before we begin Mr.Drumm, can I say that we both genuinely appreciate the opportunity to present our vision of how we see the exclusive development at Belmayne being presented to the public. I'm sure you'll find that it-"
[Mikey drums his fingers loudly]
John: "-eh..."
Mikey: "Right, so, ye found the place anyway."
John: "Yes! Traffic on the M50 was just insane, wasn't it Bren?"
Brendan: "Totally! It-"
Mikey: "Like I said, ye found the place. Now before you pair of pricks get started, I'd like to give ye a brief history lesson."
[Mikey flicks on the projector]
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