Aye, that's the sound of the wind shaking the barley which I only got round to watching last night.
Lack of concern for any of the characters aside, twas a fine film.
Oh them black'n'tans were a rascally lot. And the accents on them!
Tan [offscreen]: "WOTCHOO DOIN I SAY WOTCHOO DOIN' PADDY!!?"
Foxy Tim: "Milkin' the cow"
Tan: "LOOKS LAWK YORE INTERFERIN' WI' THAT 'ORSE!"
Foxy Tim: "That's a cow like"
Tan: "MAH GAWD! THIS 'ORSE HAS FOUR WOTSITS! AN' PADDY 'ERE IS TUGGIN' TWO AT A TIME!!"
Foxy Tim: "Them's paps"
Tan: "SUMMARY AH....EXECUTION FOR PERVERSITY AND BESTIAL CONDUCT WITH ONE OF THE QUEEN'S ANIMALS."
[BANG!]
Foxy Tim: "You shot the cow, boy."
Another torrid scene involving a Tan, Dan, Ann and Gran.
Tan: "GIT YORE ANDS APP!"
Dan: "I didn't do nottin! She tole me she was eighteen!"
Ann [beside the door]: "He moleshted my mother, ochon ochon!"
Gran: "He habb my teeth."
Tan: "AVE YOU GOT ER TEETH?!"
Dan: "No! Please! She does take them out before she goes to work like!"
Gran: "Tuppence hapenny and you can have a go" [smacks gums alluringly]
Tan: "MAH GAWD WAH A PALAVAH"
Comments (1)
I read this on my laptop in bed. I've just pissed the bed. Prick
Posted by tom | June 4, 2007 3:03 AM
Posted on June 4, 2007 03:03