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Curry chips is proud to present a blog exclusive! Yes indeedy, a rare interview with the reclusive Dolores O'Riordan, no less.

Nat King Coleslaw caught up with her as she tried, like other celebrities, to outrun him. He then persuaded her to sit down for a chat.

NKC: "So Dolores, thanks for taking the time to talk to Curry Chips and buy me lunch. Could I start by asking you about the inspiration for your new album 'Are you listening?'"

It's 1988. August 20th to be precise.

I'm 16, I'm wearing a patch-festooned parka and I'm in the back of a car with my cousin en route to Castle Donington, north west England.

You see, there's a concert on today. It's called the Monsters of Rock. Six groups of merry minstrels will play for me and 106,999 other mean metal mothers. I am tremendously excited, despite my pitiful mane (my mother wouldn't allow my fledgling mullet to flourish).

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2pm

The Bailey Brothers finally answer thousands of prayers and fuck off. Huzzah! Let's get ready to rock!

We're crammed in like sardines, but that's alright. This is what big gigs are like, and I'm among my brethren (apart from Chicken Licken, obviously).

I memorised the lineup months ago so I know that I'm in for some German metal courtesy of HELLOWEEN!

Original yanked from here...

To be continued...

Just when you thought the depths of bad taste had been probed and the barrel had been scraped comes...Big Poppa 2.

Part 1

Cone-headed God-bothering loon Sinead O'Connor looks certain to court controversy with her new album "The Bearded Clam".

Described by O'Connor as "a deeply personal tribute to that most enduring of feminine symbols", the album includes guest appearances by Liam O'Maonlaí and Damien Dempsey.

[Bertie Ahern sits at his desk, as happy as a boy can be]


Bertie: "Five more years. Rock'n'roll."


[knock knock]



Bertie: "No rest for the wicked. Enter!"



John: "Tis only me, Taoiseach."