Curry Chips

Fiery independent TD and ex-lothario Jackie Healy Rae has told Curry Chips that his recent abduction and assault will "in no way" dissuade him from taking up his new position as joint Minister for Foreign Affairs and Communication.


As we all now know, Jackie was taken at gunpoint by three men from his humble sixteen bedroomed home on the outskirts of Kilgarvan, Co.Kerry and driven to a secluded spot near Derrynane bay. There he was tied to a post, whereupon his abductors proposed to "tar and feather" him. However, all did not go according to plan. According to Jackie, "the dumb bastards started pouring the tar over my head when they remembered that they'd no feathers to hand".

Quick n' dirty

The nefarious Una from UnaRocks has started one of these "Meme" yokes, where you get to talk about yourself and use some precarious context for doing so!


I shan't resist. Here are eight crucial insights into the multi-faceted psyche that is...Nat King Coleslaw.


1. I made a definitive discovery this evening: computer humour is not funny.
VH1 showed a "Top ten eighties hits" list and the Pointer Sisters came on. My mother soberly pointed out that one of them died recently. My comment was "Ha ha. Nullpointerexception". No-one laughed. Some stared. I went to the toilet.

Most folk had long cast a cynical eye on Dove's "Campaign for real beauty", but CurryChips is delighted to produce startling evidence of the exact motivation behind this loathsome marketing drive.

The following animations were taken from an internal powerpoint presentation which was intended to broadcast the marketing strategy for a new "Fugly-B-Gone" cream to the relevant departments. We now of course know that it ended up mutating into the well-known "Real beauty" initiative.

Raunchy stuff in today's Independent.

THIS is the young woman accused of having sex in front of horrified passengers on a rushhour Dart.

Debbie O’Connell (21) is alleged to have performed sex acts with a man in a carriage full of disgusted commuters in broad daylight.