Raunchy stuff in today's Independent.
THIS is the young woman accused of having sex in front of horrified passengers on a rushhour Dart.Debbie O’Connell (21) is alleged to have performed sex acts with a man in a carriage full of disgusted commuters in broad daylight.
A traumatised witness recounted the scene:
Deano: "Heeyoh. Getcharr gums round me plums wha?"
Debbie: "Heeyoh? On de train?"
Deano: "Ah go wan." [makes cow eyes]
Debbie: "Ah ROIGHT. Jaysus. Hold on teh me gum."
Deano: "Sound."
Debbie: [glomp]
Commuters: [tutting and other shocked noises]
Debbie [removes plod] "WAH CHEW LOOKIN' AH? YEH NEVOH SEEN A BEAUTIFUL LUV ACT LIKE DIS BEFORE NO?" [pops plod back in]
Deano: "Fair play t'yeh Debbie, you tellum."
But seriously now. It's not her fault. If the Indo insists on printing details of Catherine Townsend's lurid exploits then they can't get all prurient when someone acts on impulse.
Good on yeh Debbie!
Unacceptable sauciness according to the Indo
Acceptable sauce according to the Indo
Comments (3)
It is disappointing - for justice's sake of course - that there were no CCTV cameras inside the train.
However I understand that the complaint arose because they lit a cigarrette afterwards which disgusted passengers in the non-smoking train.
Posted by Anchorman | July 28, 2007 3:36 PM
Posted on July 28, 2007 15:36
The mind boggles. And not in a good way either I can assure you.
Posted by Conortje | August 9, 2007 9:31 AM
Posted on August 9, 2007 09:31
ha ha da debbie one shes a mad thing
Posted by triona | March 28, 2008 2:18 PM
Posted on March 28, 2008 14:18