Curry Chips

File photo of Foot (left) and Mouth (right)


A UK-wide ban on the export of all dim-witted individuals is in place after American authorities moved to contain an outbreak of Foot and Mouth in the Los Angeles area.

He shore does. This is another slab of buttery goodness from the brainiacs at RTE.

Join Richard Corrigan in his kitchen as he shows you how easy-peasy it all is! Richard has little butter-guns up either sleeve which shoot patties of goodness at will. In his sights are spuds, fish, souffles, toast, cheesecake and Maria Schneider's bottom.

Yeah so I've nowt else clanging round in my tiny mind.

That's why I'm resurrecting odds'n'ends I did for the sorely-missed Blogorrah.

Been a long since we rock and roll ja? On mit more DIDL gudness!

STEAMY seductress / journalist / amazon / novelist / secret agent Catherine Townsend is at it again.

Another chapter of her no-frills, horse-it-into-me-boss-ness appeared in Thursday's Irish Independent to shock the hairy-handed denizens of ye olde Catholic Ireland to their very core.

Will Catherine fulfil her ambition of getting a slap of hunky Evan's wet lad?

Will we be able to get through it without getting a nosebleed or pitching a tent?

Will the Indo be recognised as an industry ground-breaker for pitching the unorthodox idea of a woman writing candidly about sex? What year is it again?

Let's have a quick shufty at an extract.

At this stage, Catherine is frustrated as she has thus far failed to boink ex-fling Evan despite them taking a skinny dip in the briny...