Cecilia Tanner needs her driveway redone, but can't decide on what shade of cement will look best.
Playhouse plum? Grape thistle? Imperial stone?
Meanwhile, Bob and his gang wait for the nod, charging by the hour.
Will Cecilia come to a decision or will she procrastinate and simper her way through Daddy's inheritance?
What the critics say:
"Knightley delivers two rump-numbing hours of a truly Oscar-worthy simper"; Oscar Trout, Guardian
"TEN OUT OF TEN STARS! I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I TOOK A CALL ON MY PHONE"; Peter Cardigan, FHM
"Lofty was my favourite even though he talks like a poof and is afraid of Spud when he could so easily just pick him up and smash him into a wall repeatedly heh heh great stuff that'd liven things up somewhat now next we have-"; Dave Fanning, 2FM
"A ton o' cement" is in cinemas now.
Comments (6)
Your brain.
It scares me.
Posted by Elimare | September 18, 2007 8:50 AM
Posted on September 18, 2007 08:50
Cliché I know, but try the book, its much better..
Posted by Caoimhe | September 18, 2007 11:40 PM
Posted on September 18, 2007 23:40
APPLAUSE
Posted by CEO | September 19, 2007 7:59 PM
Posted on September 19, 2007 19:59
When you say "try the book" do you mean the Blue Circle catalogue?
Posted by Anchorman | September 22, 2007 10:43 AM
Posted on September 22, 2007 10:43
I liked "Atonement". The music is so sad we had to rush home and eat a large dinner afterwards to cheer ourselves up.
Posted by M Buckley | September 24, 2007 11:58 AM
Posted on September 24, 2007 11:58
excellent stuff.
Posted by darla | October 31, 2007 9:13 PM
Posted on October 31, 2007 21:13