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Hoyah but new year's eve on RTE telly was only mighty.

I had no control over the remote but I bloody well didn't need it, let me tell you. Why would you want anything else other than to have Marty Whelan thrill you to your very core with another smashing instalment of Celebrity Jigs'n'Reels?

Oh! But what a lineup of Celebrities.

* Goggle-Eyed Funny Man Jon Kenny!
* Sassy Columnist And Ample-Breasted Socialite Amanda Brunker!
* Some Lad From TG4 Who Works The Canteen!
* Other Folk!

Nostalgia is all the rage on RTE at the moment, so do be sure to join Gerrit van Gelderen's son Finn as he takes a leisurely stroll down memory lane to revisit "To the Waters and the wild" on RTE1 next Tuesday.

Finn goes to great pains to get himself in the right position in a marshy Offaly fen where he is finally afforded some wild utterances from Waters on the thorny subject of the interweb.