Liam Brady is a former Irish international and currently works as a coach and television pundit. Noted for his quickfire retorts and tangerine-tint tan, Brady is bound to make an engrossing interviewee.
What do you think of the current Irish panel?
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Do you think you're worth a punt as next Ireland manager?
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Next! More GAA outrage
When will it ever end?
A group of top GAA players have been told they will never drink for their county again after trashing their hotel room in an isotonic drink-fuelled late-night hurley rampage.
Terrified guests at the plush hotel were woken in the early hours as six under-21 hurlers ran amok in a debauched game of three-a-side.
The players crashed into furniture, shouldered picture frames off the wall and sent a sliotar through the television, causing damage worth several hundred euro.
The hotel was unavailable for comment, but a senior GAA official who was in the hotel said the players had behaved "abominably" and added "They should have been plastered at that stage and passed out on the bathroom floor in a pool of their own sick; instead, they engaged in a calculated ploy to remain sober so they could indulge in late-night hotel hurling".
The group returned to their hotel rooms at about 3.30am, with hurleys, sliotars and four bags of topsoil.
Shocked witnesses said children were heard crying as the night porter was alerted.
Team management and county board officers who accompanied the team were awoken by hotel staff, and immediately set about trying to calm the situation by blowing the full-time whistle.
Kettle
A senior member of the county set-up said: "An electric kettle in the room was squashed under Johnny Moynihan's boot. He's seventeen stone so it's unlikely that it will ever boil water again."
Hotel staff were shocked to find the carpet covered in three inches of soil.
Furniture in the room was also irreparably damaged, with all four legs completely hurleyed off one chair.