[sound of door opening]
"Hello Coleslaw".
"How did you know..."
"Oh please. I knew you'd be back. Sit down. Tell me all about it."
[later]
"...and it was going so well. I was finally getting my stuff into print! Then they told me I'd get my own column and...."
"Of course they did. But newspapery folk tend to say a lot of things. Poor silly Coleslaw."
"You don't belong with them! You belong here! On a blog!"
"GAAAAAAAAH" [blub]
"That's it. Good to get it all off your chest. Now fuck off and make the tea."
Comments (12)
I love you! welcome back!
Posted by snailo | April 15, 2008 1:56 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 13:56
I knew you'd be back. Now fuck off, tea etc.
Posted by Green Ink | April 15, 2008 2:09 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 14:09
I suppose that means you're back then?
Posted by nuttycow | April 15, 2008 4:12 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 16:12
huzzah! i missed you.
Posted by Rosie | April 15, 2008 4:20 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 16:20
You lying bastards.
Thanks for making sure it's not another 0-comments post.
I have lofty aspirations for this humble blog I'll have you know [muuuuhuhuh nnnyes]
RTE are still indiscriminately spraying Pat Kenny-flavoured shit every Friday night. TV3 are trying to muscle in on the act with a gimlet-eyed Paul Willums. Poor old Pamela Flood must have done summat wrong in a past life to be lumbered with "Marry Me".
ALL SHALL FEEL ME NIBBLING AT THEIR ANKLES.
Posted by Nat King Coleslaw | April 15, 2008 4:32 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 16:32
You are Bill Murray to our Richard Dreyfuss in a world which resembles nothing so much as the 1991 Frank Oz comedy "What About Bob".
Posted by lorem | April 15, 2008 6:56 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 18:56
i don't know how to do trackback thingies, but clicky here
Posted by Rosie | April 15, 2008 7:10 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 19:10
Excellent, good to see you back sir.
Posted by thriftcriminal | April 15, 2008 7:45 PM
Posted on April 15, 2008 19:45
Huzzah!
My first real trackback which doesn't involve heartfelt entreaties to click on a site for more information about herbal dong enhancement!
Hang about. You're not about to try and flog herbal dong enhancers to me, are you Rosie?
The last ones I tried gave me swelling of the joints.
Posted by Nat King Coleslaw | April 16, 2008 9:54 AM
Posted on April 16, 2008 09:54
nope, i promise.
i do worry that all my spam is for herbal dong enhancers too, because i am (happily) dongless.
Posted by Rosie | April 16, 2008 11:05 AM
Posted on April 16, 2008 11:05
This is bloody good news.
Posted by Walls | April 16, 2008 11:51 PM
Posted on April 16, 2008 23:51
And I'm now supposed to get ideas from where exactly? My own initiative? I think not.
Posted by Shane H | April 17, 2008 10:07 AM
Posted on April 17, 2008 10:07