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Is your party leader's ginger hair causing you embarrassment?

Last time I was in Kerry, I was driven to distraction by this woman's posters.

The hair. The glint in the eye. The hair.

What was she trying to achieve?

So it ain't original and it's unlikely to actually produce a LOL. But we're doing it anyway.


(UFIA for the unenlightened)

[Bertie Ahern sits at his desk, as happy as a boy can be]


Bertie: "Five more years. Rock'n'roll."


[knock knock]



Bertie: "No rest for the wicked. Enter!"



John: "Tis only me, Taoiseach."

Fiery independent TD and ex-lothario Jackie Healy Rae has told Curry Chips that his recent abduction and assault will "in no way" dissuade him from taking up his new position as joint Minister for Foreign Affairs and Communication.


As we all now know, Jackie was taken at gunpoint by three men from his humble sixteen bedroomed home on the outskirts of Kilgarvan, Co.Kerry and driven to a secluded spot near Derrynane bay. There he was tied to a post, whereupon his abductors proposed to "tar and feather" him. However, all did not go according to plan. According to Jackie, "the dumb bastards started pouring the tar over my head when they remembered that they'd no feathers to hand".

What really happened...

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Irish Prime Minister Birdie Ay-Heron has downplayed the significance of his failure to catch a ball lobbed by 84-year-old Hattie Nanstropp from Crotchety Falls during an exhibition game at a Boston baseball ground.

Fáilte romhat, a Mháire.

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