Curry Chips

Original! Exciting!

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:05:39 +0000

Or maybe neither. Sure we haven't had one of these in a while. It's your patriotic duty to put an effort into photoshopping our beloved ex-leader and he standing there downloading data from the mothership.

Champagne Kisses EXCLUSIVE!

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:47:04 +0000

OMG! La Brunker has totally written her first buke and it's called "Champagne Kisses" and it's got like fit blokes and sweet nectar and explosions going on in your head and love at first sight and whiskings off to New York and...hang on, let a girl catch her breath! Naturally, currychips has an exclusive extract.

Recession Republic!

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:37:43 +0000

The country's going to hell in a handbasket. Who will save us? Michael Flatley of course, in his new show "Recession Republic"!

White magic

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:39:54 +0000

From the horrifically talented Nick Bertke aka Pogo More: Alice Nick at last.fm Table scraps

Hmmmmmm

Fri, 30 May 2008 13:19:38 +0000

What if you were on trial for a crime you didn't commit and the jury consisted of these morons?

Alternative content

Right-click and select "Play" Mucho thanks to autoplay-disabling Draco

Train driver

Sun, 25 May 2008 23:46:33 +0000

It is with immense pride that Curry Chips presents an exclusive preview of the new Ken Loach masterpiece "Train Driver". Set in Cork, Ireland during the early part of the 21st century, "Train Driver" is a harrowing and at times touching account of one man's struggle to maintain his dignity and identity in the face of ruthless corporate oppression.

Oh GROW UP

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:57:56 +0000

Fáilte romhat, a Mháire. More (with less chomping action)

Yeehaw!

Thu, 01 May 2008 23:38:29 +0000

Irish Prime Minister Birdie Ay-Heron has downplayed the significance of his failure to catch a ball lobbed by 84-year-old Hattie Nanstropp from Crotchety Falls during an exhibition game at a Boston baseball ground.

Wankers

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:46:03 +0000

Heh heh. It sounds like bankers!

Who watches the bad guys in 2008: part 1

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:57:01 +0000

Times have changed since our hero last challenged nefarious foes like "The Crinkler". However, his updated diary shows that he still has the balls to take on organised crime, no matter what form it may take....

Shock findings at Montrose

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:42:37 +0000

Researchers at Ireland's national broadcaster have set the international scientific community abuzz with claims that they have synthesised a product which is "shitter than shit itself". Members of the highly-secretive Programme Development team at RTE, which is based in Montrose, claim to have made the discovery one night "quite by accident".

GORMLEY IS INNOCENT

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:00:41 +0000

What really happened... More<

Sigh

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:21:12 +0000

[sound of door opening] "Hello Coleslaw".

It's my ball

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:05:04 +0000

...and I'm going home. Thass it for currychips - night night and thankee. In a nutshell, the DIDL stuff, Twink and Jimbob is worthwhile - have a shufty at the photoshop entries too. Link summation of the whole unpleasant affair follows below...

Sports roundup!

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:28:03 +0000

Liam Brady is a former Irish international and currently works as a coach and television pundit. Noted for his quickfire retorts and tangerine-tint tan, Brady is bound to make an engrossing interviewee.